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How Did They Do It?! Secrets of the World’s Oldest People
Imagine living through Abraham Lincoln’s assassination, the first telephone, WWII and the invention of the internet—all in one go. Imagine living longer than your grandchildren, or sharing a nursing home with your elderly son.
We would all love to live to a ripe old age, and with improvements in healthcare such as better nutrition, cancer treatments and arthritis information, a long life is more likely than ever. But 113? Good luck. One hundred and twenty? Fat chance. Here are the top 10 oldest people ever to live:
Kamato Hongo – 116 years, 45 days
(September 16, 1887 13 October 31, 2003)
Kamato Hongo lived on the Japanese “Island of Longeviity”—so called because of its unusual history of age recordholders. She attributed her long life to her optimistic attitude and “not moping around,” as well as her diet, which consisted primarily of pork, fish, rice, green tea and rice wine, with occasional snacks of unrefined brown sugar. Hongo was famous in the region for her unusual habit of sleeping for 48 hours, then staying awake for 48 hours. Luckily, she was able to ingest food in her sleep so her family could keep her healthy by feeding around the clock.
Carrie C. White – 116 years, 88 days
(November 18, 1874? – February 14, 1991)
At the time of her death, Carrie White was the oldest living person in the world. In 1909, at the age of 34, she was committed to the Florida State Hospital for the Insane by her husband, even though caretakers felt she showed no signs of serious mental illness. Regardless, White was abandoned by her family and spent the next 75 years in the hospital before being placed in a Florida nursing home, where she lived until her death.
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Elizabeth Bolden – 116 years, 118 days
(August 15, 1890 – December 11, 2006)
“Lizzie,” the daughter of freed slaves, was born on a cotton farm in Somerville, Tennessee. She married in 1908 and bore 7 children, only two of whom were alive at the time of her death. Her secret to longevity? Family. She had 40 grandchildren, 75 great-grandchildren, 150 great-great grandchildren, 220 great-great-great grandchildren and 75 great-great-great-great grandchildren.
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Tane Ikai – 116 years, 175 days
(January 18, 1879 – July 12, 1995)
Tane Ikai was Japan’s oldest verified supercentarian. She outlived her daughter and two sons, perhaps because she ate three meals of rice porridge a day. Ikai became bedridden after suffering from a stroke at the age of 113, and passed away from kidney failure 3 years later. She was the first supercentarian ever to undergo an autopsy.
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Maria Capovilla – 116 years, 347 days
(September 14, 1889 – August 27, 2006)
Capovilla is not only the oldest South American on record, she’s also the oldest person ever to live in the southern hemisphere. She’s also the oldest person from a developing country (Ecuador) and the oldest person ever to live through 3 centuries! At the age of 116, just before she passed away from pneumonia, Capovilla was in excellent health—even walking without the aid of a stick. She credits her longevity to never smoking or drinking hard alcohol.
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Marie-Louise Meilleur – 117 years, 230 days
(August 29, 1880 – April 16, 1998)
When Marie-Louise Meilleur entered the world, Sir John A. MacDonald was prime minister and Alexander Graham Bell had just patented the first telephone. Meilleur, a vegetarian and “avid” cigarette smoker, died of a blood clot at the age of 117. At the time of her death, one of her sons was living in the same nursing home as her and her oldest daughter was 90.
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Lucy Hannah – 117 years, 248 days
(July 16, 1875 – March 21, 1993)
Lucy Hannah was the oldest African American ever to live, but she was not the oldest living person at the time of her death! She was born in the same year as Jeanne Calment, the oldest person on record. Hannah was born to slaves, and although she was never a slave herself, she did move from Alabama to Detroit to escape the racial tensions of the South. She married and had eight children, only two of whom were alive she she died.
Sarah Knauss – 119 years, 97 days
(September 24, 1880 – December 30, 1999)
Sarah Knauss lived through 7 American wars, 23 American presidents, the sinking of theTitanic and Charles Lindbergh’s solo flight across the Atlantic. Knauss loved doing needlepoint and munching on milk chocolate turtles, potato chips and cashews. Her only daughter once explained her mother’s longevity by saying, “She’s very tranquil person and nothing fazes her.”
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Shigechiyo Izumi – 120 years, 237 days
(June 29, 1865 – February 21, 1986)
Izumi was born on Tokunoshima, an island 1320 km southwest of Japan. He claims to have started his career in 1872, goading draft animals, and retired as a sugarcane farmer at the age of 105. He loved brown sugar sochu, a Japanese alcoholic beverage, and took up smoking at the age of 70, but he attributed his long life to “the Gods, Buddha and the Sun.”
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Jeanne Calment – 122 years, 164 days
(February 21, 1875 – August 4, 1997)
Calment has the longest verified human life span in history, outliving both her daughter and grandson. She became especially famous during the centenary of Vincent van Gogh because she had met him 100 years before! She even appeared in the film Vincent and Me and the age of 114, making her the oldest person ever to appear in a film. When she turned 90 and had no heirs, she signed a contingency contract with her lawyer, meaning he agreed to pay her a monthly sum of 2500 francs until she died—a reverse mortgage. That’s usually a safe bet, but because she lived so long, the lawyer ended up paying her almost double her apartment’s value.
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The 8 Best Fashion Trends of the Past 80 Years
Poodle skirts. Shoulder pads. Hammer pants. Fashion trends come and go, and it’s tough to keep up with what’s hot and what’s not. We’ve had a love-hate relationship with pointy-toed shoes since Marie Antoinette’s day, and judging by all the 1950s frocks on the runway, it’s safe to say that the Mad Men style is back for another round. But for how long?
Some styles though, like a good DVF wrap dress, never go out of fashion. They’ve pushed through wars, recessions and unfortunate fashion eras (grunge, anyone?) and proved they’ve got what it takes to last a lifetime.
1920s – The Chanel Suit
On August 5, 1923, Chanel gathered a small group of journalists in Paris for the showing of her new line, which included the first-ever appearance of the Chanel suit. The boxy tweed separates were hailed as the “new uniform for afternoon and evening” and, beloved by everyone from Jacqueline Kennedy to Penelope Cruz, have truly withstood the test of time.
1930s – The Little Black Dress
In 1926, Coco Chanel published a picture of a short, simple black dress in American Vogue. Women didn’t immediately love it—black had previously been reserved for clergy or people in mourning—so it took a few years to catch on. But women quickly fell for its simplicity, versatility and affordability.
1940s – Menswear
Women wear pants all the time now, but in the 1940s Katharine Hepburn took a big risk when she stepped out in masculine trousers and shirts. Luckily for her, she looked better in them than the men and proved it was possible to look glamorous and be comfortable at the same time.
1950s – The Pencil Skirt
Fitted, curvaceous and thigh-slimming, pencil skirts give us one more reason to adore Dior. The French designer introduced the classic modern pencil skirt to the world and women everywhere fell in love with its unique ability to simultaneously exude desirability and class. Throw on a pair of sexy back-seamed tights and you’re good to go!
1960s – The Mini
Miniskirts were born out of the “Swinging London” scene of the 1960s, when British designer Mary Quant raised hemlines—and eyebrows—with her shorter-than-ever designs. And even though midi and maxi skirts were all the rage a decade later, miniskirts never went out style.
1970s – Platform Shoes
Platform shoes have been around since the 1940s, but their popularity didn’t skyrocket until the 1970s, when even men’s soles soared to disco-ready heights. Modern styles have lost the clunkiness, but kept the leg-slimming, vertigo-inducing height that made us love them in the first place.
1980s – Sexy Jeans
In 1980, a then 14-year-old Brooke Shields uttered the lines that would change the fashion world forever: “You want to know what comes between me and my Calvins? Nothing.” The ad, while tame by today’s standards, caused quite a stir in 1980. It also catapulted Calvin Klein’s career to super-designer status and transformed denim from sporty weekend wear to a glam wardrobe staple.
1990s – Erm…Nothing
Flannel shirts, babydoll dresses and Mickey Mouse sweatshirts? Ugh. Matching jeans and denim jackets? Double ugh. Nothing good came out of the 90s, except Mark Wahlberg’s shirtless stint in the “Good Vibrations” music video. It’s not a trend, but it can stay.
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